Ele vem em 4 deliciosos sabores: Beta Carroty, Sugar-Free Radical, Sero-Tonic Water e Glutamate Grape.
Isso é uma grande brincadeira, mas tem algumas sátiras realmente bem interessantes inclusas nos textos:
- "DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second"
- "patented Auto-Drink technology"
- "Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle"
- "GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist"
- "No personally identifiable information of any kind (...) will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear"