Vou reproduzir aqui uma mensagem de Feliz Ano novo bem humorada e totalmente politicamente correta (com uma pequena alteração), publicada pelo colega Pete Hillier an lista cisspforum:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the Winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect to the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other great cultures whose contributions to society have helped make BRAZIL great (not to imply that BRAZIL is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

É isso aí ! Um Feliz 2007 para todos(as).