setembro 13, 2005

[Fun] Refrigerante do Google

A Google colocou uma página no ar anunciando o "Google Gulp", seu novo refrigerante:

Ele vem em 4 deliciosos sabores: Beta Carroty, Sugar-Free Radical, Sero-Tonic Water e Glutamate Grape.

Isso é uma grande brincadeira, mas tem algumas sátiras realmente bem interessantes inclusas nos textos:

  • "DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second"
  • "patented Auto-Drink technology"
  • "Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle"
  • "GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist"
  • "No personally identifiable information of any kind (...) will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear"

Um comentário:

Gustavo Araujo Bittencourt disse...

Será que é open source?

PS: Anchises, habilita o RSS.

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